I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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