I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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