are you still at the devil's house?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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