Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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