I think I died a long time ago.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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