i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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