You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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