That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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