Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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