I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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