Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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