Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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