I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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