Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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