we're chasing vodka with high fives
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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