Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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