i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
