I'll bet she douches with gravy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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