ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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