Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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