Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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