i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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