ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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