Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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