I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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