If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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