I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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