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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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