so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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