We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
