Christians are straight up FREAKS
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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