I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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