Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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