Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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