R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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