You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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