my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I want a musical about memes.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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