wrigley field is MILF paradise
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
