i barfeds in our rink
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
