HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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