what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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