who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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