But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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