the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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