So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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