if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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