I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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