Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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