I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
