Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I had to cum in my sink.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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