I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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