How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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