like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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