fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im holly from the hills drunk
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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