If i come over, it means nothing
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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